What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.